Friday, July 24, 2009

Help Wanted: Son of God Figure Needed for North Carolina Movie Production




It seems that Lucifer went a little bit too over board in his Passion of the Luxor Hotel Christ production in North Carolina. It seems that he killed 3 thousand law enforcement tourists in North Carolina in order to film the death of Criss Angel in the Dogwood state. Now he has 3 thousand zombies on the no payroll and no one wants to star as Criss Angel in his movie. Now he doesn't know what to do with 3 thousand Zombies that were to star in his Passion of the Hotel Luxor Christ drama. If Lucifer just gets rid of these zombies out right, it would make the governor of North Carolina look like the daughter of God. Lucifer hates women, so that is out of the question.

Think about it for a minute, an orchestra of serial killer players all screaming for the death of Criss Angel, and Lucifer does not have a God ticket player to play the part.

Carole King: Busy, Sorry!
Bob Marley: Dead
Joni Mitchell: Busy, Sorry!
Buffy Saint Marie: Busy, Sorry!

What is Lucifer to do? Drop an atomic bomb in North Carolina and blame it on the Pope.



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