Tuesday, July 21, 2009

The Lord God of the Jesus Flies




The only thing that I can figure out is that God must be tired of exploding stars in the universe and that he now gets his kicks by pulling off the wings of Eve Carson, Matthew Silliman, Nancy Cooper, and others who did not believe in God, in the hope that everyone in the United States will visit him and his serial killer magic show in Las Vegas. This is sort of a weak hypothesis, but the details of God have always been kind of sketchy until you get a look at him in the Criss Angel, Las Vegas resurrection flesh. It is rather interesting to note that God appears to be mating with a fleshpot former Playmate bunny, but maybe God also has a serial killer thing for killing hookers and prostitutes. Jesus and Mary may stay up all night playing gin rummy for all we know. What goes on behind close doors in Las Vegas stays in Vegas.


EE