In the year 2009, the baboon god wiped its ass on the sidewalk of the Luxor Hotel, and now it claims that it is Jesus.

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The gospel of Ho Jesus Synagogue Jehovah

1. Killed a ho and had animal sex with a corpse.
2. Turned water into Budweiser
3. Walked through a glass window
4. Died a couple of deaths and resurrected back from the grave
5. Killed a ho and had animal sex with a corpse.
6. Walked on water
7. Killed a ho and had animal sex with a corpse.
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