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10. She or he appeared on the David Letterman Show.
1. She or he went to Israel to show off their resurrection body.
2. She or he came back from Israel wearing a red bracelet as a demonic sign of heaven.
3. She has starred in a movie as a stripper.
4. She has starred in a move with Burt Reynolds.
5. She is involved in 666 charity work.
6. Does not get sick or does not get regular doctor check-ups.
7. Thinks that her dysfunctional children are the most important part of her life.
8. Thinks that David Letterman is the son of God.
9. Thinks that David Letterman is the Jewish Messiah in the flesh.
