Sunday, December 27, 2009

From the Pavlovian experiments performed on the Gestapo dogs in Washington, D.C., the FBI has learned that a death walker cannot be killed.





You can hit it in the head with a Dexter Morgan shovel, electrocute it, blow it up, toss firecrackers at it, shoot it, poison it, steamroller it, and it will come back to life. A god greater than Jack o' Christ is the only thing that can kill it.


EE