Ackland Museum Store is going to host a Restaurant at the End of the Universe Party in the Quad on May 21, 2011. Bring your museum quality art pieces by in Wilson Library for a free appraisal and if the price is right--maybe a offer to buy. Free food for the price of a ticket. All proceeds will be used to help fund the 5 million dollar inventory needed for its new store opening in May.
If we can get [her-who-must-not-be-named] Hail Doutzen, an attempt will be made to do a solar stellar resurrection on the [Heil Hilter] 23 starlight sun. All that is needed for the act is a golden Chinese Panda 9999 coin. Amen and Amon-Ra willing!
Be sure to invite your twin sister, Doutzen, if your can make the performance. Acne is a treatable Amon-Ra disease, and it should not be considered socially fatal anymore.
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