I watched a preview of the Mockingjay Jesus film, The Passion of the Christ, at a multiplex, and I saw demonically possessed Jewish children chasing Judas to his death.

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What kind of high priest of Stupidology would make Judas a son of a Christian God? 
If his First Devil Club wife wants a piece of the "A Star is Reborn" action, your limit is 30 percent of budget.