Within the film society of heaven, there exists a legend about the Queen Horakhty-Tut Blue Diamond. The legend says that if you own the Blue diamond, you are entitled to 7 years of prosperity, 7 years of poverty or desperation, 7 years of war, and then the cycle begins again until the spell of the Blue Diamond is broken in heaven. A spy within the society took this legend to his Spielberg boss. To keep the spell from being broken, the R-t Society of Hollywood decided to make Hunger Games Christianity a Satan Project, where the spell of the Diamond cannot be broken if a female is cast as a Christ in a R-t House film.
A spy within the R-t Society of Hollywood heard about the R-t House scheme and reported back from a public telephone booth about the R-t House plot against HER and Heaven. The Society decided to steal the Diamond from the Smithsonian to break the government spell of cycling EVIL, and when that spell was broken all of the R-t House members would go to War and Desperation Heaven and a new era of prosperity for the Film Society of Heaven would begin on Earth.
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