Ladies and Gentlemen of the Hollywood, National, and International press, I present to you my first and last nomination for the President of the Hermetic 555 Film Society of California, USA, Catherine Zeta-Jones. Not only is she known for her great stage and film presence, but Marion Davies believes that she is the person most likely to be able to stare down Queen Elisabeth, Queen Rania, Queen Schiffer, and Pope Woody in a lesbian light storm. Please note also the Field of Dreams, Domos Elysion.

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