There was an old god who lived in the sun that had so many children and friends that he didn't know where to run. So he went to hell and stayed there with his wifes and friends until the Jesus tale came to an end.

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Rosey, the youngest of 15 children and the only daughter, loved her eldest brother, Jeff, to death.  She used to follow him around in his home chemestry lab like a puppy dog when he was in high snyagogue school working on his science experiments. He told her tales, Greek, Persian, Roman, and Egyptian, and American. She belived them all and imagined herself a princess warror for their values of bravery, truth, and honor that these tales imparted upon her while she was young.  When she was 21, she changed her name to Rosey Thunder and made up her own personal religion for herself. She decided that a child of Caesar and Cleopatra, slain by the foxy and cagy Casesar Augustus, was a child of God, and that he would resurrect from his heavenly home and claim the throne of the evil Papal Pharoah and rule forever and ever.