Has bet his monkey chips in Las Vegas on the assumption that the 6 million Jews killed by the Buddhists in WWII did not get into Buddhist heaven.

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"Jehovah, why aren't you playing with your Jesus, Joseph, and Mary dollies. Did they run out of fun for you?"

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Jehovah is silent.

How Gay is Jehovah? Is he a Pedophile?

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How many FBI Agents can Arthur drone up to protect the honor and intregrity of our national dickheads in Washington, D.C.?

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Dexter Morgan hit God in the head with a shovel and god resurrected himself without a concussion or skull fracture.

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Jihads are prone to failure if the terrorist is a drone, a clone, or a protected asset of God.

Since Arthur can crucify his son down a toilet and resurrect him out of a sink, my immediate reaction to the death of the son of Jehovah is "duh."

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The Christians Wanted Jesus as their Home Coming King, but the God at the Center of the Universe sent Jehovah.

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Jehovah: King of Kings, Lord of Lords, Monkey God of the Planet Apes.

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Refused to give points to Stars Wars actor because the gospel of the Goddess Carole King detracted from the Jewish sweatshop contracts endorced by

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Crown God of the Rocks and Stones of Jurassic God Park (Israel)

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Jehovah - The Reptile Mutt God of Israel

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Jehovah, the future goat whisperer god of Israel

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Thirty-three years as the goat whisperer god of Israel will probably seem like a crucifixion - a burial ceremony for Jehovah as the daughter of God ministry takes off in California, Japan, Hawaii, and China.

A Nuclear Spiritual Bomb Hanging Over Las Vegas

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I have just received a tip from the dysfunctional son of Allah, Jehovah, and it seems that he may try to turn Las Vegas into a Woodstock disaster on August 15, 2009. I don't have the full details of his psychopathic scheme, but I do know that he is going to send a message to the World: "If you are not a Jew, I hate you."

Those are not his words, but you can bet the chicken-shit god of Bernard Madoff finance will try to blame the Fifth Element (Trillion) and Confucius for his evil deed.

ISRAEL: HERE LIES JEHOVAH: THE BEER AND POTATO CHIP SAVIOR OF THE GALAXY

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God the Stupid Fucking Cunt

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